People Who Get Shot in the Face Today
#1. Anyone who can be described as a sado-masochist wiccan (Yes, she's a hurtfully clueless 15-year-old wannabe Wiccan!
(Totally ganked that from the nice people at LOTR Sue of the Day
) You know, those annoying kids who pretend to cut themselves, wear Avril Lavigne eye makeup, and run around with a pentacle telling people "I'm Wiccan! I cut myself!" The ones that make people twitch when I tell them I'm a practicing Wiccan. The ones that get me harrassed when I wear a pentacle instead of my triple goddess.
While we're at it . . .
#2. Avril Lavigne. Offense? Destroying the last shred of hope I had for the music industry by being the most openly-packaged performer around and totally denying it. "I'm a punk chick. If people tell me I'm a pop chick, I'm like, whatever."
#3. Mallory Bertrand. Twice.
#4. Those fucking neighbor kids that keep stealing my mail. The ones that shoot birds in the wings until they die; afterwards dragging the lead-ridden corpse up to their tree house to do God knows what with.
#5. All those "rape is okay" defenders. I'm over it. The next time I hear someone arguing about how Buffy overreacted about Seeing Red
, I'm going to lose it. I will go medieval on your ass, motherfuckers.
#6. All those bad writers that cannot think up an actual plot and use rape as a plot device. For angst. Poorly. I'm over it. Just stop it. Rape isn't a game. Stop playing with it.
#7. Whoever makes and sends those fucking pop up ads that come up when I'm not currently visiting a web page. Fuckers.
That is all. More candidates as my ire grows.